July 2009
4 posts
i give up...
:)
Ugly men 'make more sperm during sex' →
jmuffin:
WOMEN wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests.
what the fuck, news?
i think i’ll stick with the millions of women not trying to get pregnant thank you :)
IM BACK!!
June 2009
177 posts
hhmm.....
i have to get up befor midday tomorow.. and catcha a flight.. so i better cruise. night all. i love all of you.
“my body is a temple… lets trash the place.”
– one of tobias’ friends.
everybody knows!
that if a female genitalia could speak it would sound exactly like enya
you'll always remember the stations of the cross.
you know jesus on his way…..buying the nails…stoping for shave….paying bills befor he goes…you’r never guna forget it.
-dylan moran
we're poor ..lets make love again instead of...
NO!… the things you do to me.. im so sore! even my toe nails hurt!
come on you know you want it!?
no feed me first befor i die!
-dylan moran
excuse me are you guna smoke that?
ahh yeah… but im not guna enjoy it… IM JUST GUNA USE IT TO LIGHT THE NEXT ONE!
-dylan moran
get up so i can kick you again!
you lying fuck!
-dylan moran
Ssuccessful day turn stupid day!!
laurakate:
chlooe:
laurakate:
kelc-steel:
laurakate:
-dannx:
laurakate:
so in one day i found my formal dress, my semi formal dress, my liam’s going away party outfit and i finished making my desk…BUT…then i went to work and my day just went downhill from there :(
you see i love my work and i would spend forever there if i could but so many people who i didnt want to see came in...
Dear Tina... everyone hates you
even the people you havn’t meet yet……
your mum just called earlier just to say how glad she was not to hear from you
Dylan Moran
i have to get up early in the morning
laurakate:
kelc-steel:
just to hate you… becuase there isnt time enough in the day.
…. PLEASE GO AWAY!
how early?
for you laura 12pm… so thats only bout an hour… lol narh just kidding love you!
Thank you Kelc-Steel for the follow
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
kelc-steel:
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
kelc-steel:
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
kelc-steel:
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
Hope something i post is interesting
its ok… im sure you’ll do fine :D
:D so reassuring :D whats doing?
watching dylan moran dvd… he makes me happy… plus im leaving my shit house town to spend a week in one of my favorite places in the...
i have to get up early in the morning
just to hate you… becuase there isnt time enough in the day.
…. PLEASE GO AWAY!
Ssuccessful day turn stupid day!!
laurakate:
-dannx:
laurakate:
so in one day i found my formal dress, my semi formal dress, my liam’s going away party outfit and i finished making my desk…BUT…then i went to work and my day just went downhill from there :(
you see i love my work and i would spend forever there if i could but so many people who i didnt want to see came in today and that made me sad :( but then Blaine came in...
Thank you Kelc-Steel for the follow
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
kelc-steel:
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
kelc-steel:
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
Hope something i post is interesting
its ok… im sure you’ll do fine :D
:D so reassuring :D whats doing?
watching dylan moran dvd… he makes me happy… plus im leaving my shit house town to spend a week in one of my favorite places in the world tomorow… brisbane QLD Australia. many...
my generation was.....dont fuck anyone or you'll...
never mind here comes Mc Hammer!
Thank you Kelc-Steel for the follow
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
kelc-steel:
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
Hope something i post is interesting
its ok… im sure you’ll do fine :D
:D so reassuring :D whats doing?
watching dylan moran dvd… he makes me happy… plus im leaving my shit house town to spend a week in one of my favorite places in the world tomorow… brisbane QLD Australia. many becuase it has three of...
in britian they pasted that law where you can...
which i found rather sad, becuase i use to bound home from work.
becuase there is only so many ways you can say ….”please dont turn the light on and off again when you do daddy cant see anything, he bangs his foot and breaks his neck while hes trying to find you and kill you.”
dylan moran, monster
Thank you Kelc-Steel for the follow
thom-with-an-h-after-the-t:
Hope something i post is interesting
its ok… im sure you’ll do fine :D
the most dangerous drink is Gin
you have to be 45 female and sitting on a set of stairs
becuase gin is more of a mascara thinner then a drink.
“everybody shut up this song is all about me!”
i live in magic land, magic land, magic land.
…..with my wizard of OZ phone.
For instance i am a vegetarian
im not hard core… i mean… well i eat meat, but thats only becuase i like the taste… so morally i win!
dylan moran, monster.
BRIZZVAGAS
tomorow… HURAY!
Does anyone else
whenallelsefails:
kelsie8:
fold their underwear? Or is that just me..
I usually don’t wear underwear
i could never not wear underwear.. how to guys do it?
“Kelc… remember show holiday last year?… Well when yuu fell asleep I was eating...”
– Axel (via whenallelsefails)
thats what that taste was…
i can relate more to boys...
whenallelsefails:
kelc-steel:
whenallelsefails:
kelc-steel:
… i love boys. :)
Same…
whats that AXEL LOVES BOYS!?…. axel you were my first… did i turn you gay?
Well…
i knew it…. AXEL LOVES THE COCK… and why not?
i can relate more to boys...
whenallelsefails:
kelc-steel:
… i love boys. :)
Same…
whats that AXEL LOVES BOYS!?…. axel you were my first… did i turn you gay?
i can relate more to boys...
… i love boys. :)
girls say Oh cute, when they see small dicks..
… DO I HAVE A SMALL DICK DANN?!
